A home visit from a private investigator, board interview bombshells, and other signs I'm in trouble

… call from someone introducing himself as Kingsview Coops private investigator I had a fluttery chill in my chest Had … along shelves the floorany free space not occupied by books newspapers and magazines In short my place looked as though … hoarder Chris came over on Saturday and our first order of business was to pack up all the wine I dont need this guy …

By Elle Bee |January 28, 2013 - 10:31AM
The art (and horror) of the deal

… My credit union had only one year in electronic form so I scanned the prior year for all four bank accounts checking …

By Elle Bee |December 17, 2012 - 10:20AM
I find my "dream" apartment...in Ft. Greene

… After eight months and 49 apartments I was increasingly worried that my broker Sidney would throw in … fit the bill He never intimated it but Im sure he thought What do you think youll get for $300k I was beginning to …   Shortly afterward at a friends birthday party I met Karen A real estate agent in Brooklyn she offered to show me …

By Elle Bee |December 3, 2012 - 2:43PM
Updating my wish list
By Elle Bee |November 12, 2012 - 2:19PM
Navigating the (rocky) relationship between broker and buyer

… creative types such as myself And having lived there for eight years he could recommend the neighborhood first hand … heart sank but my mind cleared  Next up Lessons learned 50 apartments later Elle Bee is a lifelong renter currently in … My Big Fat Board Interview column What I learned from 150 apartments before I finally bought one Here are 7 things …

By Elle Bee |October 31, 2012 - 10:44AM
My whirlwind affair with Hamilton Heights

… of my apartment search Since songs from the musical In the Heights are running through my head I take that as a divine sign that Hamilton and Hudson Heights are where I should focus my … your lawyer should tell you when you buy a condo or coop in NYC  sponsored A single guy reveals why he took the coop …

By Elle Bee |October 15, 2012 - 10:38AM
Diary of a First-time Buyer: "How did I get here and how do I get out??"

… Im sitting not at a hip bistro but in a fluorescentlit basement room at the head of a Ushaped table with two thoughts running through my head This is a long way … board where Im applying to buy a 750squarefoot onebedroom apartment in the building above this basement  Im at my …

By Elle Bee |September 10, 2012 - 11:32AM