Diary of a First-Time Buyer

… After eight months and 49 apartments I was increasingly worried that my broker Sidney … was on the floorboard among clipboards running shoes and empty Starbucks cups Nuf said Now half an hour late we … of the complex giving a view of wavy treetops and in the near distance the Prison Ships Martyrs Monument in Fort …

… with an assortment of ailments ranging from lack of space to lack of light By this time Sidney was my agent of record and I noticed the listing prices started to creep over the $300000 budget Id set for myself Sidney … Over budget I head over the river  Elle Bee is a lifelong renter currently in the process of buying a Brooklyn …

… …   … prewar for about $300K on Riverside Drive near 157th Street incidentally catercorner from the previous weeks … would I have  Neither of us knew so I left that portion blank and we entered The apartment was furnished or rather … your lawyer should tell you when you buy a condo or coop in NYC sponsored A single guy reveals why he took the coop …