A Doorman Speaks

… a good chance a doorman in another building knows precisely where your package is Sitting in his closet which is … of doormen however dont These are the ones who account for why your package is permanently missing replacement cell … all at your expense Or he earned money thanks to you by selling your unclaimed items maybe those new Blackberry …

… written across the breast pocket of their shirts they live in your building rent free and are in charge of the … name and the condition of every apartment They know boy do they know the boiler and its cranky misfirings and why the pipes often bang in the middle of the night They are …