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Just because you're sharing 450 square feet with one or more roommates doesn't mean you have to share everything. Some things no roommate wants to hear include:
- I log in under your Facebook account and creep on people.
- I hooked up with someone in your bed.
- I use your expensive shampoo and refill it with cheap stuff.
- Saks did deliver your new Chloe sandals and I wear them when you are out of town.
- My girlfriend has bed bugs and is moving in with us while they clean her place.
- I haven't paid the cable bill in months.
- The goldfish you think you have had for 9 years is only 2 weeks old - I flushed Flounder while I was drunk.