for over a year now, our very own blogging anonymously on BrickUnderground has begun musing aloud on Twitter ( Openthedoor-man ). Some excerpts: @openthatdoorman Just heard the same old story from a broker. Let them know about any apartments and they will hook it up. His nose was growing as he spoke. A resident walks into a building followed by an Oriental man. Resident: You have to get buzzed in for deliveries. Oriental man: I live here. Does having someone help you suddenly make one Snapple bottle weigh eight hundred pounds? I want my book to get published so that I can make it to Oprah and cry on her show.
But isn't he worried about suffering the same
? (FYI, it was Openthedoor-man's comment to a post about the original Twittering doorman mysterious but presumably unhappy fate as his Twittering predecessor and landed him his current gig on BrickUnderground.) that caught our attention
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"As of right now. I'm not really tweeting about specific events that have unfolded right there and then," he tells us. "Maybe a couple of things but still not being that obvious. Again, that's where I think the [original] Twittering doorman messed up."
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