As part of its ongoing tales of apartment terror, CurbedNY gives us a landlady not soon forgotten, even by the casual reader. A woman of Eastern European descent who initially charmed her future tenants with hugs turns out to be anything but cuddly--among other things, accusing her two young renters of being sluts whenever something went wrong. In fact, we can imagine an entire 'S--- My Landlady Says' franchise spinning out of this apparently recurring exchange:
They did not renew their lease. (CurbedNY) and slam the door." "We'd knock on her door and say 'It's 32 degrees in our apartment. Can you please put on the heat?' and she'd go 'NO! YOU ARE SLUTS!'
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