Doornament

July 12, 2010 - 12:01pm

By Teri Karush Rogers

Door na ment - n. Lazy and/or unusually attractive doorman.

"Ralph never actually opens the door," Susan observed to her sister while wedging the doors open with the double-stroller. "He's a complete doornament--but with a bod like that, who cares?"

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