Note to sellers: Keep dead-looking people out of your listing photos. (We shouldn't have to tell you that, btw.)
As always, blogger Andy Donaldson of the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs
website and book manages to find some truly funny photos, made all the better with his hilarious commentary.
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Bedrooms studio at least 1 bedroom at least 2 bedrooms at least 3 bedrooms at least 4 bedrooms 5 or more bedrooms
Bathrooms at least 1 bathroom at least 1.5 bathrooms at least 2 bathrooms at least 2.5 bathrooms at least 3 bathrooms at least 3.5 bathrooms at least 4 bathrooms 4.5 or more bathrooms Presented by After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704. “Bastards didn’t even leave a forwarding address“ said Pooh. We should probably fish him out before they move in.