In New York City, annoying human neighbors are usually a bigger problem than chickens, but, hey, you never know.
As usual, this week's batch of questionable listings photos from Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's clever commentary.
This property is said to have once hosted the world’s most demanding game of ‘I spy’.
It’s the third time he’s tried this. Don’t answer the door.
Visitors will also note the rare and genuine Louis XVI CD player.
3 ways not to stage your apartment
Yikes: These sellers have clearly never heard of staging
Come on sellers, we know you're better than this
3 listings so terrible you'll never complain about your walk-up again
Talking really bad listing photos, with the man who made them famous