In New York City, annoying
human neighbors are usually a bigger problem than chickens, but, hey, you never know.
As usual, this week's batch of questionable listings photos from Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs
blog and book, complete with Donaldson's clever commentary.
Neighborhood Manhattan Bronx Brooklyn Queens Staten Island Westchester Jersey City Hoboken
Price up to $500,000 up to $750,000 up to $1,000,000 up to $1,250,000 up to $1,500,000 up to $2,000,000 up to $3,000,000 up to $5,000,000 up to $6,000,000 up to $7,000,000 up to $8,000,000 no maximum
Bedrooms studio at least 1 bedroom at least 2 bedrooms at least 3 bedrooms at least 4 bedrooms 5 or more bedrooms
Bathrooms at least 1 bathroom at least 1.5 bathrooms at least 2 bathrooms at least 2.5 bathrooms at least 3 bathrooms at least 3.5 bathrooms at least 4 bathrooms 4.5 or more bathrooms Presented by This property is said to have once hosted the world’s most demanding game of ‘I spy’. It’s the third time he’s tried this. Don’t answer the door. Visitors will also note the rare and genuine Louis XVI CD player. Related: 3 ways not to stage your apartment Yikes: These sellers have clearly never heard of staging Come on sellers, we know you're better than this 3 listings so terrible you'll never complain about your walk-up again Talking really bad listing photos, with the man who made them famous