Let's face it: Like an overpaid supermodel, paint is not expected to do much more than lie around and look pretty for as long as possible. And that's a problem for space-challenged NYC apartment dwellers who value function as much as form.
So why can't paint be a little more...multi-tasking?
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Returns outside noise to the source. Boomerang Beige: Poison Peanut Butter Purple: Eighty-sixes mice but safe for toddlers and canines. Forever Cinnamon Sticks: Odor absorbing paint for kitchen. (Comes in Matchstick Mauve for the bathroom). Bugger Off Bisque: Menu repelling paint for door. Shut Up and Do Your Homework Chartreuse: No ifs, ands or buts. Vibrator-Only Vermillion: For the bedroom where the distractions are limited and the pleasures intensified. Diatomaceous Earthtone: For fashionable thresholds that protect against bed bugs. Related posts: 7 things you need for your apartment that do not exist (yet) 16 things I have learned since moving to NYC 15 ways to tell a real New Yorker from a poser I am a New Yorker and I want my $19,000 back Top 18 contractor excuses 9 things not to do to (or in) your apartment this spring