They ask what has kept you in the job you’ve had for years.
Better to leave out that last “come to Jesus” session with your boss and emphasize how much you like your co-workers.
Would you like a cocktail?
Tell them you’d love one but you prefer to get drunk over dinner, and if that doesn’t elicit a smile, say you were kidding. But realize that you will, in fact, have to get drunk over dinner to recover from this gaffe.
They admire your modest jewelry and ask where you got it
Probably smarter to reply that you don’t recall than to say you bought it off the street in Chinatown.
They ask if you enjoying entertaining guests.
If it’s three or four at a time (or even one at a time) at all hours of the night, mention instead the small dinner parties that you like to host every now and then.
They ask if you smoke or ever did.
Channel Bill Clinton while suppressing the hacking cough that undoubtedly will fight to emerge from your lungs.
They mention that this is a family building.
If you have kids, it is still not okay to mention their hallway soccer league. And if you’re gay, this might not be the time to explore the board's definition of “family.”
They ask whether you’d like to be involved in the 'community.'
Instead of saying you travel too often, work too much, don't consider yourself a team player and would rather floss the board's teeth with your fingernails than serve on it...just lie.
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