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There's no excuse anymore for ordering lackluster Chinese food if you live in Midtown or Lower Manhattan—a new website offers food delivery from Chinatown restaurants. (DNAInfo)

Barbara Corcoran is, no question, a majorly savvy real estate expert. So if you want to buy where she buys, Carnegie Hill — where she's said to have purchased her newest apartment — is where to go. Here are the properties open for visits this weekend:

1. Apply now for apartments as cheap as $500/month at Downtown Brooklyn's City Point Tower One

2. How I survived 72 hours without leaving my apartment, thanks to NYC's booming startup economy

Summer is prime moving time, which explains why this is also the toughest rental season, since you're competing with everyone else looking for apartments. So where is everyone going? And why?

In New York City, annoying human neighbors are usually a bigger problem than chickens, but, hey, you never know. 

As usual, this week's batch of questionable listings photos from Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's clever commentary.

1. The 8 best NYC neighborhoods for first-time buyers

2. Avoid coming home to a crisis: 9 tips for keeping your home safe while you're away