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… friends of your parents … Employed … Can afford to pay rent Leaves the house on a regular basis Two things roommates … Wont steal your clothes Or your food Or your boyfriend … Female or gay male only … Bros need not apply … Dramafree … No psychopaths …

By Leah Hochbaum Rosner |August 6, 2015 - 12:59PM