A serious feng shui fail, a bedroom that doubles as a bathroom and more terrible listings photos

It's hard to believe what some people include in their real estate listings.
This batch of questionable listings -- as always- comes care of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's commentary.
Sleep, my angel. For hanging up your clothes can be like really tiring.
Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.
Sure, it’s the end of the hall on the left, in my parent’s bedroom. Knock first.
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