We've always wanted outdoor space, but we're not willing to risk our lives for it. Also, bathrooms are supposed to be sleek, yet warm, places to relax after a long day. We don't know what that photo above is ... except scary.
What you’re describing, Mr. Stevens, is what we call an “out of bathroom experience.“
Access to communal garden, via hastily constructed death trap.
OK I see what’s happened here. Next time you want a bath bomb, speak to me first.