Staging + Open Houses

3 lessons in how NOT to sell your home

By BrickUnderground | February 8, 2016 - 3:59PM 

If you're lucky enough to have outdoor space, we suggest you mow the lawn before taking listing photos. And as always, please ask all family members to leave the room before you start taking snaps.

This week's batch of odd photos comes—as usual—courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's own commentary.


OK I’m done. They’ll just have to use their imagination.

“Which leaves only one question,” said Holmes. “How did they get in?”


The exact words in the brochure honey: “Legend tells of a hidden room containing untold treasures.” Keep looking.

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