Texting teenagers, phallic windows and more listings photos gone awry

In today's edition of "things don't belong in listing photos": teenagers, creepers, and sexually suggestive windows.
This week's batch of questionable listings photos comes courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's own commentary.
Who wants to play “spot the terrifying difference“?
They’ll realize it’s been sold when they lose their internet connection.
“Something about that central window reminds me of my late husband.”
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