An 'apocalyptic' bathroom, a lawn lurker and more terrible real estate photos

Believe it or not, these are honest-to-god, real-life real estate listings photos. Yes, someone thought they'd sell their homes with these.
This particular batch of questionable listings as always comes from Andy Donaldson, the man behind the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, and features Donaldson's on-point commentary.
A rare chance to own the actual bathroom from "Apocalypse Now."
Oh that’s Nathan. If he asks for our forwarding address, tell him we died.
Scientists claim to be within 5 to 10 years of understanding what’s going on in this photograph.
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