This week's StreetEasy Hot Dozen--a roundup of the most popular studio, one-, two-, and three-bedroom listings for the past week on NYC apartment site, StreetEasy.com--includes everything from the practical to the ostentatious. Though you might not be able to swing it, the $30,000/month two-bedroom Bowery Penthouse (with full-time maid serve included in the price), is worth the click.

The others probably won't last, so move quickly. If you need a guarantor, check the listing (or ask) to see if the landlord accepts Insurent, a rather brilliant solution from the same folks who had the good sense to become one of BrickUnderground's sponsors. 

Studios:

• 210 E. 15th Street
• 94 Orchard Street
• 325 W. 4th Street

One-bedrooms

• 210 W. 10th Street
• 7 Jones Street
• 25 Thompson Street

Two-bedrooms

• 335 Bowery
• 15 Park Row
• 65 Bank Street

Three-bedrooms

• 861 Broadway
• 26 Thompson Street
• 50 Grand Street

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