Virginia K. Smith

While most couples spend Valentine's Day indulging in overpriced prix fixe dinners or rewatching well-worn romantic comedies, for others, it turns into Moving Day. And as you might guess, this can either be a good sign for a relationship, or a death rattle.

Whatever the case, a Brooklyn moving company is knocking $50 off the price of its services for the holiday, and opening the phone lines round-the-clock on the 14th and 15th in case of any rash decisions. 

Stop letting born-and-bred New Yorkers guilt trip you for coming from elsewhere (Thrillist)

Sales just launched at a brand new City Island development, with prices as low as $478,000 (Curbed NY, previously)

Add one more worry to the manifold stresses of apartment hunting as a couple: your broker is apparently secretly judging your relationship. But hey, at least it's mostly in a nice way?

If you move into a building with a gibberish name, brace yourself to hear lots of jokes about it (Curbed NY)

Just what our cramped apartment needed: a furniture line that works perfectly in small spaces (Refinery 29)