We may not be staging experts per se, but we think that if you have a toilet in your dining room, you may want to draw attention away from it.
This week's batch of questionable listings photos comes, as always, courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the
Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's funny commentary.
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Bathrooms at least 1 bathroom at least 1.5 bathrooms at least 2 bathrooms at least 2.5 bathrooms at least 3 bathrooms at least 3.5 bathrooms 4 or more bathrooms Presented by “Are you… Are you ignoring me?” Clive’s recreation of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon lacked confidence. Ah, the pleasures of a fully plumbed dining room. Related: Would a stairway to nowhere tempt you to buy? How about a toilet in a shower? Hidden doors, veggies in bathtubs, a noose -- ridiculous listings photos strike again These are the listing photos your nightmares are made of These 3 homes show some seriously questionable staging choices (staging included) The perfect home for that narcissist in your life, a room that feels like and acid trip, and more Talking really bad listing photos, with the man who made them famous