As most sellers know, there are certain parts of your home that don't need to get their close-ups in listings photos. Apparently these people didn't get the memo.
This week's batch of questionable photos come courtesy of Andy Donaldson, the man behind the
Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, complete with Donaldson's one-of-a-kind commentary.
Neighborhood Manhattan Bronx Brooklyn Queens Staten Island Westchester Jersey City Hoboken
Price up to $500,000 up to $750,000 up to $1,000,000 up to $1,250,000 up to $1,500,000 up to $2,000,000 up to $3,000,000 up to $5,000,000 up to $6,000,000 up to $7,000,000 up to $8,000,000 no maximum
Price up to $2,000 up to $3,000 up to $4,000 up to $5,000 up to $6,000 up to $7,000 up to $8,000 up to $9,000 no maximum
Bedrooms studio at least 1 bedroom at least 2 bedrooms at least 3 bedrooms at least 4 bedrooms 5 or more bedrooms
Bathrooms at least 1 bathroom at least 1.5 bathrooms at least 2 bathrooms at least 2.5 bathrooms at least 3 bathrooms at least 3.5 bathrooms at least 4 bathrooms 4.5 or more bathrooms Presented by The staircase through which the current tenants access the 4th dimension. “So is this the kitchen?” “Sure, why not.” Film idea: Scientist invents teleportation machine, accidentally teleports himself alongside toilet, slowly turns into toilet. Related: Hidden doors, veggies in bathtubs, a noose -- ridiculous listings photos strike again These are the listing photos your nightmares are made of These 3 homes show some seriously questionable staging choices (staging included) The perfect home for that narcissist in your life, a room that feels like and acid trip, and more Talking really bad listing photos, with the man who made them famous