WHO: Knicks player Carmelo Anthony just bought a soccer team in Puerto Rico (as you do). Well, it turns out we have a soccer team for sale, too. It lives in our building and is made up entirely of mice. If he would like to buy that team as well, we will give him a deal and throw in a block of cheese, so all player meals are taken care of. See how considerate we are?
WHERE: Anthony and wife La La are heading to West Chelsea after paying $11 million for a full-floor apartment at 508 West 24th Street, where the median sales price is $3 .5 million and the median rental price is $4,420.
WHATS AVAILABLE: There's a penthouse still available in the building. It's got three bedrooms and three baths and is just under $10 million. Assuming you're not pulling in an NBA salary, and are looking for an apartment closer to the neighborhood median of $3 million, we suggest you check out this 1,100-square-foot two-bedroom, two-bath in West Chelsea for the bargain price of $3.495 million.