You've got to assume these people are selling their own homes, right? No broker in their right mind would okay these listings photos. At least we hope not.
As always, this week's questionable listings photos come from Andy Donaldson, the man behind the
Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs blog and book, and feature Donaldson's on-point commentary.
Neighborhood Manhattan Bronx Brooklyn Queens Staten Island Westchester Jersey City Hoboken
Price up to $500,000 up to $750,000 up to $1,000,000 up to $1,250,000 up to $1,500,000 up to $2,000,000 up to $3,000,000 up to $5,000,000 up to $6,000,000 up to $7,000,000 up to $8,000,000 no maximum
Bedrooms studio at least 1 bedroom at least 2 bedrooms at least 3 bedrooms at least 4 bedrooms 5 or more bedrooms
Bathrooms at least 1 bathroom at least 1.5 bathrooms at least 2 bathrooms at least 2.5 bathrooms at least 3 bathrooms at least 3.5 bathrooms at least 4 bathrooms 4.5 or more bathrooms Presented by Perfect for recreating the time you spent as a hostage in the 1970s. “I don’t know who was more surprised, me or the statue of the horse.” Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on. Related: These listing photos are the opposite of real estate porn Talking really bad listings photos, with the man who made them famous