A Doorman Speaks

Odds are, the staff down the block knows your business too

By Openthedoor-man |August 23, 2010 - 7:30AM

When you talk, I listen. And listen.

By Openthedoor-man |August 9, 2010 - 6:55AM

Money making schemes I have known

By Openthedoor-man |July 26, 2010 - 6:47AM

Improve

Today's secondhand smoke? Weed, folks.

By Openthedoor-man |July 12, 2010 - 7:06AM

Yes, ma’am, the doorman IS judging you

By Openthedoor-man |June 21, 2010 - 6:55AM

From cradle to grave in the blink of a doorman's eye

By Openthedoor-man |June 7, 2010 - 6:29AM

Summer watch: "Ladies, feel free to stretch out in front of the building--we doormen really don't mind"

… pack up their entire apartments and head for summer homes in the Hamptons or wherever And with 15+ years on the job Im entitled to four weeks PAID vacation Cant wait for those cold Coronas on the beach 2 … … intense due to the hot humid air Queasy anyone A constant watering down of the sidewalk is in order 5 … Extra favors … …

By Openthedoor-man |May 24, 2010 - 12:15PM

Improve

Co-op men weirdly helpless at home

By Openthedoor-man |May 10, 2010 - 11:23AM

I'm your doorman, not your bodyguard

By Openthedoor-man |April 26, 2010 - 11:38AM

Negotiating + Financing

Striking distance: Don't look for me on the picket line

By Openthedoor-man |April 12, 2010 - 7:15AM