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NYC Real(i)ty Speak: 5 Groupons for vertical dwellers

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It seems there's a Groupon for everything these days...except the things vertical dwellers need most...

  • Suburbs, Schmuburbs - 75% off the 4% city tax!!!!!
  • Merry Christmas to YOU for a Change - 25% off holiday tips!
  • A Person Like You Can Be A 'Person Like Us' - 66% off required net worth to live in selected CPW and Park Avenue cooperative buildings
  • Knock Out the Noise with our Knock Out Prices - 50% off earplugs, sound machines, and double-paned windows
  • Park in Manhattan for less than price of a single family home in Omaha!!! - 40% off monthly garage fee

Veronica X. is a Canadian by birth, an Upper West Sider by nature, and an Upper East Sider by choice and circumstance. She has finally found an apartment big enough for her family, books, and shoes and is now in the process of renovating it. 


 

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