BrickUnderground

Even in New York, it takes a lot to distinguish your rental listing on Craigslist, and an anonymous Twittering broker has begun singling out the subject-line contortions of his or her peers. So far, @BrokerClown has a fairly good eye for material as raw as it is real. Take these Craigslist come-ons. (Please.)

• **THIS APARTMENT IS HOTTER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS...10 YEARS AGO!**
• !!!YOUR MAMA WILL SMACK YOU IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS DEAL!!!!!! Ouch!
• Is this penthouse duplex a gem? Do woodchucks chuck wood?
• Porn Stars that hang w/Charlie Sheen ain't as HOT as THIS!!

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